Okay, it is officially summer here in my world (whether-wise at least) and I have already had two scrumptious watermelons this year. This means I should be able to find a nice watermelon every single time I go shopping. It has been like a week since I've had any. I went grocery shopping yesterday with my heart set on watermelon. They didn't have any! How is that possible? You can't tease me with two perfect watermelons and then stop selling them. It's cruel! I thought for sure I had just missed them, so I did a slow, thorough search through the produce section a second and third time. As if they could have hidden those humongous suckers somewhere. I started off feeling disappointed and then as the dire consequences of being melon-less sunk in I started getting angry. Where are the watermelons?! Is some produce worker with an entreprenurial spirit hording them to sell out of the back of a pickup behind the store? I got home from a hot sweaty walk and my body was screaming "Feed me watermelon!" But did I have any to give it? Noooo! It's all very, very sad.